Top 5 ways to kick Martial Arts Butt!
We have all seen the Martial Arts in displays of ability that border on the magical.
Why, just last night I watched a movie on TV where Jet Li went into a cage and single-handedly destroyed Tito Ortiz, Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture, and probably thirty other guys.
But the question we are all left with is: How the heck do I do that??
The answers my friends are clearly demonstrated in this fight scene from “Undefeatable” in 1994, where we see amazing use of what can only be described as:
What-The-Fitsu
1- Weapons. A true hero never really rises to his peak until confronted with an unfair fight. Time and time again we see the hero and villain face off evenly. Not until the villain picks up a weapon do the Karmic tides begin to turn.
2- Growls and snarls. Martial arts is all about focusing the senses. Guess what… God gave you five of them. The more of them you can bring into play the better. Bruce Lee was one of the early practitioners to demonstrate this little understood technique.
3- Flesh. You will never see a boxing match, MMA match or any good Jello wrestling done in a parka. Strip down, oil down, and get to work ninjas.
4- Trash talk. Trash talking is key. The real power punch of trash talking is if you can work in a good “tag line” that can be used again later. In this clip we see the unheard of, and amazing display of a trash talk tag-line tag-team right at the end of the clip. What can one say but “wow”?
5- Let him slap your lady. As we can see in this clip the oft-employed technique of your girl getting slapped so you can rescue her is what finally ends things. I personally have had great success with this technique. I have even gone so far as breaking wind in public places, and blaming my wife, just so I can jump to her defense and throw down some kung-fitsu-jitsu. I especially like this technique because it harnesses yet another of the the five senses as part of your arsenal.
Live good. Fight good. Wear tear-away clothing, and enjoy the clip.
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